Which one is more pregnant?

We are having a contest to see who can be fatter by August. I think I am winning. Meghan has gained a few pounds of tummy weight (isn't she adorable??), but I think I can still take her in a pie eating contest or a black hole look alike contest. You see, that's funny because black holes have so much mass that not even light can escape their gravitational pull. I'm like that, only fatter. That's actually extra funny because since you can't see a black hole, a look alike contest would be impossible.



P.S. Have you seen the late night ads for those bags that shrink stuff? They are awesome and really work!!! Check out the before and after.




Here is my cutie's most recent picture. What a cook she is too!